cloudpuppy:

i want 2 spend all day in bed with you kissing you everywhere and ruffling ur hair and nuzzling into ur neck

batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

Agh mighty craving for veggie soup and toast from my old high school, it was perfect :(

sir-hobbes:

cling-clang-go-the-chains:

acanthachaos:

I find this so adorable :3💜

I dunno, actually every gamer I know would get pretty pissed if someone (even the hot gf/bf) disturbed them like that in the middle of a game lol

I wouldn’t get pissed but it would be slightly inconvenient if it were league. However I would swiftly end gaming after that one. God I want this so much.

notthedisneyyourelookingfor:

Now all of Tumblr knows you’re here.

Tumblr: The Animated Feature Film

rickydillon:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

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rickydillon:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

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"Everytime you open your eyes I fall deeper in love with the story they tell."

vardaesque:

seahchel:

vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it

A Brief History of Denny’s

dennys:

…But Dionysus had another son. Dennycules, the God of Late Night/Early Morning Munchies. Dennycules was mocked by the other gods for his love of all-hours snacking. Realizing his happiness and hunger were more suited for the mortal realm, Dennycules gave up his god-like powers and status so that he could live on Earth and open a chain of 24/7 Diners. He dubbed these such diners, “Denny’s”.

Or at least that’s what we read on the internet.