I was designing a one-page brochure for a client that was supposed to provide the copy. When the copy arrived, it was a four-page Word document.
Me: Umm, I think you’re going to have to remove some of copy, there’s no way we’ll be able to fit all this text into a one-page brochure.
His headphones aren’t even plugged in
‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies
//cats & boxes
are you fuckin kiddin me
"If I fits, I sits" applies to all cats
Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin
i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops
I wish I could sleep on the sofa all day with people bringing me lucozade and tomato soup, but no, I’m confined to my bedroom with no lucozade, no soup, and I’m upset
Lost a $10 bill last night and couldn’t find I for the life of me. Until little Ava came out of hiding, that is
Khajiit has quick fingers.
“I’ve poked my head into theaters in L.A. for that moment just to hear people gasp,” director Marc Webb tells EW. “It’s fascinating. People just don’t believe it.” Webb understands. He felt much the same way when Gwen Stacy was killed off in the comic. “It stayed with me in a profound way. It broke me. I was anxious and curious to explore it on the screen. From the very beginning I planned on doing it,” he says. “For me, everything in the movie was built around that moment. There’s a cost to being a hero.”
But there was another theme that greatly interested Webb: “[The movie] is also about time and about valuing the time you have with the one you love,” he says. He points out that the very first shot of the film is a ticking clock, and that its first line is Richard Parker saying, “I wish I had more time.” Time is the underlying theme of Gwen’s valedictorian speech, and her last fateful moments take place where? At a clock tower. “Ultimately, it’s not the Goblin that kills Gwen,” says Webb. “They’re fighting in the cogs, in the machinery of the clock tower, and Spider-Man puts his foot in between the cogs and literally tries to stop time. That’s what causes her death—his inability, despite his enormous efforts, to stop time.”
so glad they did it
I know it’s kind of horrible, but honestly, I’m happy she died. If she hadn’t, the movie would have been just another pointless mushy love story. She needed to die to make the story real. Ya know?
~*using suicide threats to get what you want out of people is emotional manipulation and makes you a really bad person*~
atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song